-Okay? -Okay.

(Source: 1800killmyself)

“dad i got accepted into harvard!!”

“son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u to be such a nerd”

(Source: fasterfood)

(Source: nearlycomatose)

(Source: whatjessicathinks)

(Source: darkandchaos)

(Source: hadeiadel)

i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window

(Source: s4bleye)

(Source: 40licks)

(Source: lustmeadow)

sht-wentz:

if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me

and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

(Source: hellyeahnikita)

(Source: whenthereisfire)

(Source: -circa)

idk-bro-i-just-want-food:

jo—harvelle:

okaydoke:

if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands

alzner:

hello yes 911 someone is trying to like my favorite player more than me