May 2013
“dad i got accepted into harvard!!”
“son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u to be such a nerd”
i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window
sht-wentz:
if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me
and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces
idk-bro-i-just-want-food:
jo—harvelle:
okaydoke:
if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands
alzner:
hello yes 911 someone is trying to like my favorite player more than me
lnnea:
Sometimes I English very well but sometimes no
Recent studies confirm that reading books and drinking tea doesn’t make you better than anyone else
nahlou:
there are hannah montana lyrics for whatever life throws at you
fun fact: iraq, pakistan, afghanistan and saudi arabia have a higher percentage of women in the government than the us & the uk
another fun fact: white people tend to get very angry when you point this out to them
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants
